Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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