Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i just had sex bonerless
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
