He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
