Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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