just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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