i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Randomize
