Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How naked do you want me to be?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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