A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Are my feet made of real feet?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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