Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
PANTIES FOUND
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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