there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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