new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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