How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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