I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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