I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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