On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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