physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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