we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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