would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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