i just wanna soil my oats bro
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
