I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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