He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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