i already hear my dad disowning me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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