ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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