I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
