When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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