Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It's official drugs can't kill me
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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