Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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