so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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