she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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