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I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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