David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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