i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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