Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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