I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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