Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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