Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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