New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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