Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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