What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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