Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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