Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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