Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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