Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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