She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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