U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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