i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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