This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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