the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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