I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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