this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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