I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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