Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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