You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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