But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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