hell yes lets make some ravioli
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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