so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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