anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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